Brockwell Winter

Flourless Chocolate Dream

With 40 minutes before I had to be at someone's house, and tasked with creating a desert suitable for a coeliac yet good enough for the rest of the party, I donned my Heston Blumental goggle glasses on and turned to desperate experimental cooking. This constitutes throwing chocolate and ground almonds into a bowl and heating it up. Turns out random ingredient cake mixture thrown into a bowl makes the best brownies I've ever made. Gooey, stodgy, rich and chocolatey with a marzipan aftertaste. Can you get better? Definitely not.

I only managed to get a photo after the party, what you see there are the limited remains.

cake...

100g salted butter
250g dark chocolate (good quality, at least 70%)
150g icing sugar
150g ground almonds
4 eggs separated

• Preheat the oven to 180°C and line cake tin with greaseproof paper.
• Place the butter and chocolate in saucepan balanced over a pan of simmering water, keep an eye on it otherwise the chocolate will split and become grainy and bitter.
• Whisk egg yolks and icing sugar until thick and considerably paler. Whisk the egg white separately in a really clean bowl until stiff peaks form and it doesn't fall on your head if you
• Pour the melted chocolate and butter into the bowl with the egg yolks and sugar, mix in the ground almonds then immediately fold in the egg whites gently, using a metal spoon.
• Pour the cake mixture into the tin and cook in the middle of the oven for 30 minutes.

Taxidermising Hubert

If you have wandered around by blog, you will know that I have a little (some say peculiar) obsession with taxidermy; Wilfred is my most treasured possession. Rather like tattoos, I wanted to grow my collection and luckily for me taxidermy is becoming increasingly fashionable (and sadly hipster). So I hotfooted it down to the London Taxidermy Academy and taxidermised my own mouse, Hubert.

I'm not going to lie, my hands shook a lot as I peered down at the dead body and when I tried to make the first cut with a particularly blunt scalpel. Fascinating as it was to see everything in miniature, my stomach was turning and vom was perilously close to my mouth pretty much the whole time. As soon as I cut through the skull at the nose and the skin was separated from the...rest of it, you can't begin to imagine the relief. 

I wanted to do a step by step taxidermy post, but obviously when your finger deep in a mouse's perforated belly (to far?), sanitary camera usage is pretty difficult. So enjoy the photos I did take. In particular enjoy Merlin, the Academy's worse stuffed mouse ever. All legs lost, totally overstuffed, charming, jaunty and boss-eyed.

Hubert is now sitting happily next to Wilfred. I wonder what my next stuffed creature will be?